What's The Best Flirting You've Seen, Story? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

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  1. zenden

    zenden6 時間 前

    Last story was bullshoit

  2. EssenceIzGoated

    EssenceIzGoated3 日 前

    What’s the outro music?

  3. Daniel Ospina

    Daniel Ospina5 日 前

    The guy walking to those girls said “nothing is gonna happen, just make me look cool with my friends please. Say something in my ear”

  4. Guadalupe Florian

    Guadalupe Florian5 日 前

    My bf, he actually wanted to only be my friend, since he had an ideal that his gf should first become his best friend and then his gf. For us it was the other way around, we first dated, then became bf and gf and finally became best friends. It was quite sweet and cute

  5. crispeta con queso

    crispeta con queso6 日 前

    Last one,Absolute chad

  6. HOOLY

    HOOLY6 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="696">11:36</a>

  7. huh968

    huh9687 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="567">9:27</a> the real mvp

  8. Kasper Nielsen

    Kasper Nielsen8 日 前

    That instant unknown wingman is enough to make a man cry

  9. Nick F

    Nick F8 日 前

    Wow, really couldve used that one at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="133">2:13</a>

  10. Smug Sea Doggo With Internet Access

    Smug Sea Doggo With Internet Access9 日 前

    Need some tips for this thick seal babe this evening.

  11. Dominic Hutchison

    Dominic Hutchison11 日 前

    Some bitches are just that bitches

  12. dallasbrat81

    dallasbrat8113 日 前

    If a girl ask you do you remember your first BJ ? tell her Was that you ??

  13. komic kid

    komic kid13 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="993">16:33</a> power move

  14. komic kid

    komic kid13 日 前

    Golden Rule of picking up chicks always look out for your homey

  15. Crimson Dragon

    Crimson Dragon14 日 前

    He punched her

  16. John Fitzgerald

    John Fitzgerald14 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="607">10:07</a> best wingman off all time

  17. I’m a nobody

    I’m a nobody17 日 前

    I hate this new comment change

  18. Inachu Ikimasho

    Inachu Ikimasho17 日 前

    knowing by just looking at her and knowing her ethnicity and speaking her language. Then some doosh walks up to her..... and say Hi Betty! She gives him annoying look then continues chatting with me.

  19. akilleas Macedonia

    akilleas Macedonia17 日 前

    Why is <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="365">6:05</a> even on here? Nothing about that was good flirting.

  20. Bamojo

    Bamojo18 日 前

    Blah blah blah, and she said: *''DOUBLE QUOTE''*

  21. The Marauder

    The Marauder19 日 前

    Haha, I've never hit on or been hit on. So I play Doom while yelling my head off instead, with BFG Division blasting in my headphones probably loud enough to eventually hurt my ears. Idk if life is good or if it's horrible at this point.

  22. riggeddi

    riggeddi20 日 前

    disgusting

  23. ImCallingJapan

    ImCallingJapan22 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="751">12:31</a> "The entire night we were like oah cute, uh cute, oah cute, uh cute."

  24. Chris MiAss

    Chris MiAss24 日 前

    “HEY I LIKE YOUR SMALL HANDS WANNA JERK ME OFF ?”

  25. James Beemer

    James Beemer25 日 前

    My mind falls into the gutter ! Want some?

  26. Nasty Perkz

    Nasty Perkz26 日 前

    Whos in that thumbnail she looks familiar?

  27. mobspeak

    mobspeak26 日 前

    These are terrible.

  28. clayton carmine

    clayton carmine26 日 前

    we went to my place and did things DIRTY HORRIBLE THINGS

  29. Ethan Phillips

    Ethan Phillips27 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="271">4:31</a> clever af

  30. Mars KXNG

    Mars KXNG28 日 前

    She practiced THAT FOR AN HOUR WTF!? Bruh. Girls have shit game hahaha.

  31. That One Guy

    That One Guy28 日 前

    Now I know how to get a girlfriend I follow her around then pick her up and throw her behind me!

  32. tigerweet

    tigerweet29 日 前

    I gotta share mine. It was me and it was nothing special that I said, but the whole circumstance. It was my senior year of high school and one of my friends had just used one of the single corniest pickup lines I’d ever heard on this girl. He comes back and begins talking with me as I had a growing reputation as being a lady’s man. I tell him that a pickup line that bad would never work and he challenges me saying “If you’re such a player go get her number”. I walk up and begin talking with her and her friends flirting it up with her especially. She was on guard because my friend had already hit on her and she saw us talking. I ended up with her Facebook account after maybe 10 minutes of talking and her phone number in less than 24 hours after that. My friend’s jaw dropped and I ended up in the backseat with her a week after I got her number. She and I still talk these many years later.

  33. Steven Dalloesingh

    Steven Dalloesinghヶ月 前

    I absolutely salute that drive by wingman!!!

  34. All about Games

    All about Gamesヶ月 前

    that pic of alexandra daddario in the thumbnail

  35. Pascal la Cascade

    Pascal la Cascadeヶ月 前

    That last story is chinese restaurant garbage, that dude is going to hell.

  36. Quaquas

    Quaquasヶ月 前

    that last guy who held his drink for at least 10minutes was a simp in the making

  37. bakedwithrealchez

    bakedwithrealchezヶ月 前

    The first one is just setting you up for disappointment.

  38. TheTempleGuardThaoy

    TheTempleGuardThaoyヶ月 前

    Ah the last one, a real hold my drink scene

  39. ꧁꧅Ïꦧ꧀ꦖÏ꧅꧂

    ꧁꧅Ïꦧ꧀ꦖÏ꧅꧂13 日 前

    . if he did that to me, it'd be a pint of his blood that I was drinking. seriously , what a prick that guy was ngl

  40. Jnzn Vls

    Jnzn Vlsヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="160">2:40</a> nice

  41. Who are You

    Who are Youヶ月 前

    omg <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="464">7:44</a> is literly what i did to my crush the day i told her i liked her, and that fills me with hope lol.

  42. Louise Anderson

    Louise Andersonヶ月 前

    SIMPS

  43. Grim Reaper

    Grim Reaperヶ月 前

    Don't mind me. Just taking some notes.

  44. AsterActor 234

    AsterActor 234ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> is AMAZING

  45. Casper Larsen

    Casper Larsenヶ月 前

    I'm dating a girl. Came home from work to text her and find out that she had a bad day. 2 hours later she said that it really helped texting me, so I answered in fun "I'm your happines", ain't I?" She said yes.

  46. Jabba094

    Jabba094ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1001">16:41</a> ‘let me show you how a real man treats a lady’ *tips fedora*

  47. Cyba IT

    Cyba ITヶ月 前

    I think the skiing one is the best, the guy picking the girl up and moving her is smooth af and the awesome anonymous wingman is up there. It's all about confidence and knowing what to say. When I was younger I was pretty good looking but had neither of those things.

  48. LifeIsGrey

    LifeIsGreyヶ月 前

    The anonymous wingman has to be some sort of mythological figure.

  49. Cian Barrett

    Cian Barrettヶ月 前

    Imagine having the confidence?

  50. Infinity

    Infinityヶ月 前

    What is the song at the end of this video?

  51. Johnny Estrada

    Johnny Estradaヶ月 前

    Context, I was a total asshole in my early 20s so fair warning (and yes I’ve matured a lot since then) but one time at a club I saw this gorgeous woman standing next to her overweight friend who just had this bitchy look on her face because her friends were probably dancing with guys or something. Anyways I go up to the overweight girl and asks if she likes to dance, she says “yes” and I said “ok well can you go do that while I talk to your friend?” And she was FUMING PISSED but her “friend” started cracking up so right away it broke the ice and talked to her gorgeous friend. We went out only 2-3 times but nothing happened, I was too young for her. We actually still text from time to time and laugh about it. Her overweight “friend” is still single and still bitchy after all these years apparently.

  52. Lanson Chen

    Lanson Chenヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="541">9:01</a> how many times do I have to tell you, I am not the messiah

  53. Karl-Rick Bizoza

    Karl-Rick Bizozaヶ月 前

    His joke was chti. Bienvenue chez les chti.

  54. Opinunate ted

    Opinunate tedヶ月 前

    The thing is, it really doesn't matter much what you say. As long as you talk to them, if they are into you, it will work (as long as it isn't gross. Or REALLY stupid) I used to use the line "Do you know what time it is?" I used that on a couple of Japanese girls at a club, and one of them thought that it was hilarious because there was a big clock behind them, so it was clearly a line. Anyway, we were together for four years.

  55. Brianna Olson

    Brianna Olsonヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="254">4:14</a> I was with my crush (now bf) and my best friend and at a theater near my house they have massage chair and there this little red hair boy sitting in 1 of the 2 chairs so they dare me to sit with him. I did! But I had headphones in on the phone while they told me what to say from a nearby table. I’m like being all awkward with this date like, “Soo this chair is super comfy right??” Day what they tell me. AND his DAD comes up tells me his school, age, name, and basically all but a background check!! And asks for my # for the kid!!! I’m laughing my friends are laughing in my ear! He like awkwardly leaves and his dad follows! I still wonder abt that kid and if that’s ever worked before!😂😂

  56. The senpai to your sensei

    The senpai to your senseiヶ月 前

    I'll now strive to be a random wingman

  57. krugermc

    krugermc3 日 前

    Bro that random act of kindness had me literally in tears bro. Bro.

  58. J. Liddle

    J. Liddle14 日 前

    The Flying Dutchman of hookups

  59. Ballantyne 78

    Ballantyne 78ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="374">6:14</a> Idk if its a good idea but imma try this when I'm next in a bar...

  60. King Sora

    King Soraヶ月 前

    There's a special place in heaven for that wingman stranger. Bless his heart

  61. skates

    skatesヶ月 前

    ill b smooth asf over text, in person its a bit harder for me to be on the spot or off the top of my head.

  62. Aiden Bee

    Aiden Beeヶ月 前

    *write that down*

  63. Marco _

    Marco _ヶ月 前

    I swear some of these one liners never work cause the girl is too dumb to get it. I love em that way tho

  64. Wild _Toilet

    Wild _Toiletヶ月 前

    So my takeaway from this as a high school senior that’s never dated a girl or had sex or even gone to a party Just be really upfront and take the opportunities that come your way. That is something I’ve been working on as of recent and it’s been working :) A lot of girls have been talking to me, admittedly I’m a decent looking guy and I’m not super tall but I’m pretty fit and have muscle. Too bad I’m as innocent as can be but that makes it more fun for me and girls

  65. jacob hatcher

    jacob hatcherヶ月 前

    I pulled one at work last summer. I worked at a liquor store, and there was this really hot woman in her 40s that came in a lot. Made it a point to flirt every time i saw her. One night she came in, and as usual i asked how her day was. "Three bad dates in one week, thats how." . . . I replied "Well, want to try for a fourth?" And by God, it worked

  66. B Dawg

    B Dawgヶ月 前

    "My dick is going to look huge in your small hands" wow! so smooth! how suave! "Ur boobs look gr8 :)" omg! so creepy! how awkward! The "smoothness" of your pickup line is directly proportional to how physically attractive you are.

  67. Jonah Smith

    Jonah Smithヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="68">1:08</a> How bowling should work

  68. Arcadi Moral

    Arcadi Moralヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="416">6:56</a> i think this dude realy underestimates how looks help you say realy inapropriate thing to some women, some dudes created fake tinder profiles of random men and attrative men (moddels) and sent the same messages over and over, realy inapropriate things (VERY inapropriate) and guess what ? Kinda worked to the surprise of almost nobody.

  69. Matej Babić

    Matej Babićヶ月 前

    I'm not sure if the joke at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="300">5:00</a> was reffering to his dick or what she was doing at 6 o clock

  70. Vlad Alexandru

    Vlad Alexandruヶ月 前

    At a wedding i was so drunk , and a girl liked me , he put my cousin to the combination , after some hard work from him and her and some alcohol , we combined , idk how the f4ck tho , in the morning i woke up to a text: Good morning love , u were great last night 😉😏 " and i was o f4ck who is she?

  71. Vlad Alexandru

    Vlad Alexandruヶ月 前

    @B1gBallerGang creativitate boss :))))

  72. B1gBallerGang

    B1gBallerGangヶ月 前

    combination auzi la el =)))

  73. NBDE 003

    NBDE 003ヶ月 前

    That last one is legendary

  74. Arda Agaik

    Arda Agaikヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="84">1:24</a> holy geez what assholes

  75. Alex A

    Alex Aヶ月 前

    Bruh that last one XD

  76. Kathleen Sarkeesian

    Kathleen Sarkeesianヶ月 前

    *whatever she is doing at six inches*

  77. Sub Bot

    Sub Bot2 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="487">8:07</a> :)))))

  78. Armin C4

    Armin C42 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="789">13:09</a> he could've said "We're about to find out"

  79. I am a disappointment to my parents

    I am a disappointment to my parents2 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="568">9:28</a> Give this man the Medal of Honour

  80. Felipe Vega

    Felipe Vega16 日 前

    What a legend

  81. Brandon Chew

    Brandon Chewヶ月 前

    Salute to our skillful brother

  82. Raphael Tolentino

    Raphael Tolentino2 ヶ月 前

    The last story sounds like a made-up incel story. Either that or the person is replaying a 90s movie and typing it.

  83. Razooq

    Razooq2 ヶ月 前

    I’m going to learn how to make roses out of paper 😂

  84. Matthew

    Matthew2 ヶ月 前

    In there like swimwear 😂😂😂

  85. Alex M

    Alex M2 ヶ月 前

    You don't even need to know flirting or be so attractive either when girls are drunk

  86. Bob Biggle

    Bob Biggle2 ヶ月 前

    With a a baseball bat

  87. Quantum Raptor

    Quantum Raptor2 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="788">13:08</a> I wanna be a girl just to use that line

  88. Aedar18

    Aedar182 ヶ月 前

    I'm not sure if it counts, but here goes. I was with my friend playing pool at a student bar and he kept looking at a girl sitting nearby with some friends, always making bad plays, not paying attention when it was his turn etc. Once when I tried to call out his name like 5 times to get his attention and he still kept looking at her, I just told myself f*ck it, went over to the girl and said something like "My friend over there thinks you're cute and would like to ask you out but can't get the courage to do it. Would you please give me your number so that he can arrange a date later and we can finish our game?" She looked surprised but gave me her number pretty fast, my friend turned red but eventually thanked me a few plays later. After we finished our game he actually went to talk to her and left me sitting at the bar alone. I just ordered shots for both of us so I was getting ready to kick back both of them and go home, when one of the girls friends came over and said something like "How did you know I like this brand of rum?" Long story short, both of us got girlfriends that night, his was still going last time I checked, mine lasted just a few months...