What is the best conversation you accidentally overheard? r/AskReddit | Reddit Jar

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  1. JonesForAll Gaming

    JonesForAll Gaming5 日 前

    There is a secret rule of JPreporter that nobody speaks about, the rule of commentS

  2. audri faith

    audri faith10 日 前

    What the hell yo fatass want

  3. G.izmex

    G.izmex12 日 前

    ive had the exact same vampire boner aids convo with my boyfriend

  4. Alarra

    Alarra12 日 前

    Overheard exchange between an older gray-haired guy at the airport and one of his coworkers, which made me chuckle: “I’m not sharp-dressed, I look like an Entei.” “You’re a dork.”

  5. Madeline H.

    Madeline H.12 日 前

    The two groups of guys exchanging the box...that’s exactly how Hellraiser starts 😂

  6. ArgoBoyBG68

    ArgoBoyBG6813 日 前

    Oh my god, the first guy is so sweet!

  7. Wasted Youth

    Wasted Youth14 日 前

    Shit got dark

  8. Joseph Izzo

    Joseph Izzo17 日 前

    The best I overheard: “I’m going to the bathroom, wanna get some lunch?”

  9. Jennifer Smallwood

    Jennifer Smallwood17 日 前

    "See, that's why you're so fat," a fat little girl tells her fat sister while their fat mom is paying for their groceries.

  10. ZZekedia 222

    ZZekedia 22218 日 前

    I overheard two science kids once. Kid 1: Is my dick an element? Kid 2: If it was, it’s be graphite. I had to chuckle. That was a pretty decent diss.

  11. Annie Labonté Email perso

    Annie Labonté Email perso20 日 前

    little sex ed here abouth the one at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="828">13:48</a> the morning after pill is a emergency contraception. it's horrible on the body and defenitly not as effective as regular proper contraception like condom or pills.

  12. Mollie Elliott

    Mollie Elliott23 日 前

    I once heard a man say into a phone “Yeah, my wife said she loves you and I’m honestly not sure what that means.”

  13. Laura Buska

    Laura Buska23 日 前

    Puss-ey 😂😂😂🤣

  14. Caffeinated Monbebe

    Caffeinated Monbebe24 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1410">23:30</a> Oh, that was the convo phil listened to!

  15. Emmy Fordyce

    Emmy Fordyce25 日 前

    “Don’t you f**cking DARE put her on the phone- hi mom.”

  16. XVXIIIXIIXVIII

    XVXIIIXIIXVIII26 日 前

    In a parking lot, saw a mother walking towards her grown sons (I think) who are at the car and the mom says “I can’t leave you alone for five minutes?” Followed by loud music coming from the car

  17. adeline wurzer

    adeline wurzer27 日 前

    she was pretentious because she didn't want someone staring at her ass?

  18. Ms.L.C C

    Ms.L.C C27 日 前

    I was in a public restroom and I heard this little girl and her grandma talking to some woman. I tune it out for a little and then I hear “My daddy doesn’t want to marry my mommy anymore.” So the lady she’s talking to is just like, “Oh... well I’m sure everything is gonna be okay...” I then go to wash my hands and the grandma decides to stand right next to the only sink and talk about this with the lady. So I’m washing my hands as fast as possible hearing about how this lady’s daughter’s husband is divorcing her and moving back to Austin.

  19. DogeHawke

    DogeHawke27 日 前

    the one with the toilet and the girl above his dorm, I would've just said "SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT HERE"

  20. just a bi loser doin some covers

    just a bi loser doin some covers27 日 前

    *double quote*

  21. mia

    mia27 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="99">1:39</a> clearly this 12 year old boy had just watched his first pornhub video

  22. Tah Tah

    Tah Tah27 日 前

    Not liking Bob Ross is definitely a deal breaker.

  23. Brooke Mcleod

    Brooke Mcleod27 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1000">16:40</a>. I've had the exact same thought. Thank god, I never said it to anyone or I'd be worried this was about me.

  24. Chloe Ploof

    Chloe Ploof28 日 前

    northern southern pa

  25. Spice and Fox

    Spice and Fox28 日 前

    I have one as well. I was on a bus to university and there was a school on the way so there were also a lot of school children. A 12 year old boy was on the phone with his mother. The last thing he said to her was "Mum, I can't hurry up. I am on the bus", then he hung up, shook his head and just said "women".

  26. YouTube Trash

    YouTube Trash28 日 前

    Things I have heard at school: “Stop showing your ankles, you fucking slut!” “Molly doesn’t believe that dinosaurs are real!” “I look like a Muslim telletubie.”

  27. YouTube Trash

    YouTube Trash28 日 前

    Wow. Storytime with Reddit stole everything about this video.

  28. xLionsxxSmithyx

    xLionsxxSmithyx29 日 前

    "I'll screw the next guy I bump into" Seconds before I walked around the corner and we bumped, while I was holding the hand of my ex girlfriend who was my girlfriend at the time.. I decided to laugh my way out of danger.

  29. Carlaeyyy

    Carlaeyyy29 日 前

    I remember being in a stool and shop once like 12 years ago, and hearing a kid speak very fast Spanish and then just pause say "Gamestop" and keep going. Idk why but my brother and little 6 year old me and it hilarious and still joke about it

  30. Matt Wolf

    Matt Wolf29 日 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1544">25:44</a> that's not always a fetish.

  31. Matt Wolf

    Matt Wolf29 日 前

    These sound like pedestrian conversations from GTA.

  32. Cassandra Horton

    Cassandra Horton29 日 前

    "Are sauces food or drinks?"

  33. Dariu

    Dariu29 日 前

    Look women, if you have a fat ass the majority of men are gonna look. Most wont talk to you but just because we look at your fantastic ass does not mean we are creepy lmao.

  34. cinnamon

    cinnamonヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1513">25:13</a> I’m a furry, and the fact this girl is so young and has an expensive ass fursuit AND is consistently going to furcons sounds like.. rich and spoiled? Or exaggerating lol.

  35. KHealer Instinct

    KHealer Instinct27 日 前

    No, you're not a furry. You're a fking human being.

  36. PATRICK SMITH

    PATRICK SMITHヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> Its Jay from the inbetweeners

  37. Abby O Dwyer

    Abby O Dwyerヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1024">17:04</a> not to be that bitch buttt The snake would have shed its skin

  38. Laurel Cook

    Laurel Cookヶ月 前

    The story of the 12 year old had me thinking it was a 30 year old up until the end. 😂 I remember hearing the most absurd sex stories being told my my peers in middle school and thinking “that’s absolutely fucked up, disgusting.”

  39. Crimsy_

    Crimsy_ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a>, What the fuck does the pattern have to do with this, Barbra?

  40. cloudit305

    cloudit305ヶ月 前

    overheard these two old Trump supporters in Starbucks once talk about their liberal daughters. Their conversation quickly turned to building walls around Native American reservations and forcing the natives to give up their land back to the United States. They complain that people quickly resort to calling them racist but sometimes they just slap that label onto themselves.

  41. Vee the Jay

    Vee the Jayヶ月 前

    gdi I was doing my lipstick during the one about the two girls on the London Underground. Smudged it pretty bad with all the laughing I suddenly did but dang it was worth it

  42. Christine Loader

    Christine Loaderヶ月 前

    heard my coworker tell another that "he was f*cking a girl while her pug licked her butthole" we have many conversations like these. i love my job

  43. Greg Peterson

    Greg Petersonヶ月 前

    I need to share this conversation. I was on an airplane to visit my sister, and struck up a conversation with the stewardess. I asked her about her best vacations, and she said the Bahamas were the tops. At the time I owned a sailboat that I kept in the Bahamas, and knew it like the back of my hand. Exploring her favorite memories, she said it was the Conch. For those that do not know, Conch is a staple in the Bahamas, not well known outside of the islands. While on final landing approach, she came back to discuss Conch, describing how you had to dive down deep for it, tenderize it, and how good it tasted. She had a slight problem pronouncing the "n" in Conch. I calmly told her she should be careful pronouncing that "n". It took the entire first class section about 10 seconds to erupt in laughter that seemed to last until landing. I am not sure she even knew why. God's honest truth!

  44. auquafina

    auquafinaヶ月 前

    ok so i came back from hanging out with my friends a couple years ago and i heard my brother crying and saying ''IF GOD WAS REAL HE'D GIVE ME A BIGGER PENIS'' it was amazing

  45. honey bunny

    honey bunnyヶ月 前

    Even as a girl, I find girl conversations fascinating. I died laughing at the "the one with the stripes" skirt story! Such a girl thing to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  46. James Solis

    James Solisヶ月 前

    Saints row is worse than call of duty lol what

  47. stephen miller

    stephen millerヶ月 前

    AUGUST 2019, I WAS HAVING LUNCH AT A MORMON BISHOP'S HOUSE AND OVERHEARD HIM TELL HIS WIFE HOW HE WOULD CUT MY THROAT. NO JOKE. THIS KIND OF STUFF CAN'T BE MADE UP. TRULY SINCERE, STEPHEN MILLER, BS: CRIMINAL JUSTICE, AS: POLITICAL SCIENCE, MENSA, RETIRED BEAVER, UTAH 3rd WARD

  48. Lossea

    Losseaヶ月 前

    I was at a supermarket and a little girl was screaming and throwing a tantrum. The dad looked at her and said deadpan “I’m not going to be blackmailed by you.” My mom gave him an impressed nod and we moved on. I want to be this calm when I have children and they scream bloody murder in the supermarket because they want something.

  49. dead beat

    dead beatヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="859">14:19</a> gonna play for my sister

  50. Ferrari Enzo

    Ferrari Enzoヶ月 前

    Me and my friends like to act like we’re taking phone calls and say fucked up shit in public places I went into McDonald’s and as i was leaving I had my phone to my ear and as I walked out I shouted “I don’t care if she’s my cousin, she’s gotta fat ass!” We all thought this shit was funny

  51. Bradley Hauf

    Bradley Haufヶ月 前

    irony... flattery means not sincere... not serious...

  52. Tiba Alkubaisy

    Tiba Alkubaisyヶ月 前

    " not all my hear is straight i have pubes you know" Walmart I ran away

  53. Cait L.

    Cait L.ヶ月 前

    Nah, that kid on the bus was an asshole and the guy who posted it is an unapologetic misogynist. That need to put someone in their place is due to insecurity and fear which is what misogyny is at it's core. He got rejected and his reaction was to try and devalue the target of his lust instead of accept that he has self improvement to work on. It's easier and lazier to be a misogynist and blame women for your shortcomings than become a better person. It's the opposite of what being a man is about. Real alphas don't care if they get rejected because they know another woman will be around the corner who will be interested. They also don't feel the need to reduce women to objects because they don't feel threatened by them. It's the adult male's version of "I know you are, but what am I?". Don't be that guy.

  54. TJ Surin

    TJ Surinヶ月 前

    "You're a fucking *dentist*, Ashley" but to the tune of "And what was her sister?!? The Wicked Witch of the East, bro"

  55. kennedy baines

    kennedy bainesヶ月 前

    On me and my girlfriends first date we went to a mall, which had a star cinema built into it. The movie I preordered tickets for wasnt going to start for 20 minutes so we were going to walk the mall a bit. Upon entering the mall we hear a couple arguing (ahead of us in the mall) they were obviously breaking up and from the tone this wasn’t the first time. Me being the awesome person I am decided to follow them around the mall and listen to their conversation! We got so involved in their personal lives then when they finally resolve their differences almost 20 minutes later me and my girlfriend clapped for them 😂

  56. Anita Hendricks

    Anita Hendricksヶ月 前

  57. Megan

    Meganヶ月 前

    I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy walked by. All I heard was "Bro... I may suck my boyfriend's dick, but you're my BRO, bro!"

  58. Emily R Whitman

    Emily R Whitmanヶ月 前

    When I was in high school I introduced my good friend to my mother. Everything was going great untill my mom asked what kind of movies he liked. He said he liked action movies and she quickly says she likes torcher porn (it's just horror movies with a lot of blood and body parts like hostle and saw) but he didn't understand and she didn't explain herself so we just sat there in silence for a few minutes until I explained it.

  59. Kira Aisling

    Kira Aislingヶ月 前

    Girl 1: Egyptians were enslaved Girl 2: but black people were enslaved more

  60. oof 101

    oof 101ヶ月 前

    “Aren’t lesbians vegan?”

  61. eliza

    eliza23 日 前

    oof i--

  62. Misha Mirirai

    Misha Miriraiヶ月 前

    “Through out the ride he checks out her figure” yeah she was 100% in the right. Honestly hate men doing that and I wish I had the guys to call them out

  63. Asrail

    Asrail27 日 前

    You're just being prude

  64. Lily LoveGood

    Lily LoveGood27 日 前

    Same, I’m too anxious to ever call guys out on stuff like that. Checking someone out once isn’t a big deal, but doing it repeatedly is creepy.

  65. Lily K

    Lily Kヶ月 前

    Yes. And the poster is a creep too.

  66. Random doggie

    Random doggieヶ月 前

    the inconigro killed me :D

  67. Assylum 13

    Assylum 13ヶ月 前

    I actually record the weird things I’ve heard people say at my school. One gem was between my friends and I was a few feet away. Female friend: stop drawing anime tits Male friend: you’re just mad because you don’t have any

  68. Jury Mang

    Jury Mangヶ月 前

    DOUBLE QUOTE

  69. Why Hello There

    Why Hello Thereヶ月 前

    "Anything under 5 dollars... 000 will be fine." That was unexpected

  70. Jack SYL81

    Jack SYL8111 時間 前

    From "what a cheapskate" to "god damnit, Bill Gates" in 0.5 seconds. Parkour!

  71. Miss Dolo

    Miss Doloヶ月 前

    Stop listening to people and being creepy

  72. Kenzie Ford

    Kenzie Fordヶ月 前

    Walked into the convenience store to find the two other foreigners in my town talking about whether or not you would shit glitter from eating too much gold. If anyone has the answer, please share. I’m curious now.

  73. Kenzie Ford

    Kenzie Ford28 日 前

    Bilinda Law-Morley honestly I just imagined someone munching on a bar of gold, never thought of actual glitter. I’m trying to research it now but not much comes up for, “if you eat too much gold, dies your shit glitter?”. I hear on Mr. Beast they were eating gold so they might know!

  74. Bilinda Law-Morley

    Bilinda Law-Morley28 日 前

    Kenzie Ford this should be much higher. If you ever *do* find out, let me know. Not that it’s a problem I’d like to have....I’m also really keen to know if you meant “if you eat gold glitter, do you...” because I only just thought of that possibility, and I don’t know whether I’m more, or less, curious.

  75. Xnii_ Chan

    Xnii_ Chanヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="613">10:13</a> , A passionate debate.

  76. Patricia Handa

    Patricia Handaヶ月 前

    Heard a bus conversation once between two young black men, about how working at McDonald's was a pile of crap and selling drugs was better. Suppose that's a matter of personal opinion... 😁

  77. small sails

    small sailsヶ月 前

    “Anything under 5” Ha what a fucking cheapska- “5,000 will be fine thanks” :0

  78. Rachel Cintron

    Rachel Cintronヶ月 前

    In high school, my friends and I passed a guy talking to his friends. "He keeps trying to look a my thong, is he gay?" It took us all a moment to process that before one of my friends repeated the phrase and we all died laughing.

  79. Brooklyn Meyer

    Brooklyn Meyerヶ月 前

    I was in the Sick room at school and heard the staff talking shit about me on how I act and talk and swear and then one bus driver walked in and said "what do you expect she is a truck drivers daughter"

  80. Tyler Gunlogson

    Tyler Gunlogsonヶ月 前

    I’m a diesel tech for peterbilt a guy who was too dumb to make it with us ended up driving for a company that we service I was walking through the sitting area and I heard him on the phone with i assume his boss and I heard him say “oh don’t worry I should be out of here any minute I didn’t let it get over 240 for too long” the guy who’s been there forever said it was the worst motor he’d ever seen get overhauled

  81. Lorine Farmer

    Lorine Farmerヶ月 前

    "Coz he fucked gary" Drunk lady to her friend on the phone, when we were on the train. Still trying to figure out who gary is

  82. K. Charrette

    K. Charretteヶ月 前

    Mom, dad, and sister went to a haunted house once when I was hanging out with my shitty ex. A big black lady answered a phone call during it and said as sassily as possible "I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK, I AM IN A HAUNTED HOUSE" They told me about this and it's been a family quote for over 10 years

  83. Jacquelinewithac

    Jacquelinewithacヶ月 前

    Walked into my friends dorm room just as he was saying “SOCKS DONT PROTECT MY HEART MICHELLE” to his other, male, roomate who is definetly not named michelle. Turned out he was just quoting a John Oliver bit but I was deeply confused for a hot second

  84. Iapetus McCool

    Iapetus McCoolヶ月 前

    * Two women on the bus, one explaining to the other how she put a curse on her ex boyfriend. "But aren't you worried he might come to harm?" "If I cared about that, I wouldn't have done it". * Two old ladies in the Chinese food section at the supermarket: "This sauce has _oysters_ in it!" "It's for foreigners". * Guy cycling along the street, very slowly, while very loudly conducting a drug deal over his phone: *"OH, YEAH, I CAN DO YOU A BAG FOR £20"* (notices I'm in earshot, so starts whispering, but still loud enough to hear) "eh, yeah, I can do you a bag for £20"

  85. Megs Donnelly

    Megs Donnellyヶ月 前

    "so my foots totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

  86. Walking Wounded

    Walking Wounded17 日 前

    @Megs Donnelly I really had to laugh out loud at that one

  87. Megs Donnelly

    Megs Donnelly17 日 前

    @Walking Wounded Thanks friend! its all i could think of upon seeing the title 😂

  88. Walking Wounded

    Walking Wounded19 日 前

    Great comment!

  89. Jay Ward

    Jay Wardヶ月 前

    Where in the hell and cornbread forty dollars is northern southern Pennsylvania?

  90. Ugly Duchess

    Ugly Duchessヶ月 前

    lol, right? wouldn't that just be central Pennsylvania?

  91. innovitis gr

    innovitis grヶ月 前

    Hahahaha

  92. #1 Tako

    #1 Takoヶ月 前

    My friend: "Speaking of Abraham Lincoln, peeing around corners..."