Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly


  1. meteo

    meteo時間 前

    Michael is the clickbait

  2. meteo

    meteo時間 前 michael here

  3. Joost

    Joost3 時間 前

    1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb 2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE

  4. ness ;;;

    ness ;;;5 時間 前

    less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol

  5. Old Navy

    Old Navy6 時間 前

    2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo

  6. Daniel Filkin

    Daniel Filkin7 時間 前

    Before Michael joined OfflineTV

  7. UnSempliceTriangolo

    UnSempliceTriangolo8 時間 前

    And now Michael left you for OfflineTV

  8. ClassifiedAmphibian

    ClassifiedAmphibian日 前

    He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time

  9. agustin conde

    agustin conde日 前

    5:30 lucaaaas!!!

  10. Mega ManMario

    Mega ManMario2 日 前

    I would like this trash plox

  11. Kat Chaffin

    Kat Chaffin2 日 前

    make a robot bunny that hops around and poops

  12. Doggo like Beanz

    Doggo like Beanz2 日 前

    give him respect he playin minecraft

  13. Mackiedogs Ftw

    Mackiedogs Ftw2 日 前

    I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man In the *LIVING ROOM*

  14. bosna janje

    bosna janje2 日 前

    you should take the stronger one

  15. Jo Lilly

    Jo Lilly2 日 前

    They are the perfect match for each other

  16. Jack Minecraft

    Jack Minecraft2 日 前

    Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance

  17. Blagelaglaze

    Blagelaglaze2 日 前

    Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)

  18. duneblythe

    duneblythe3 日 前

    Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.

  19. I hate everyone equally

    I hate everyone equally3 日 前

    "Is Michael reeves a good roommate? Yea he is not bad" Watching Michael Reeves`s videos, I have trouble believing that.

  20. Ruby Aspin

    Ruby Aspin3 日 前

    When Mac Donald’s say there ice cream machine is broken there actually cleaning it

  21. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout4 日 前

    Michael Reeves weighs like, what, 28lbs? How much noise could he make?

  22. Patchwork

    Patchwork4 日 前

    the whole ice cream machine thing is because the machines are a bitch and a half to clean so no one really wants to do it

  23. Agent 008

    Agent 0085 日 前

    Michael Reeves uses Windows Subsystem for Linux confirmed

  24. We are all fish boi

    We are all fish boi5 日 前

    We need to spam Michaels next video with big hairless dog

  25. Michael Abbott

    Michael Abbott5 日 前

    If it were Michael doing this he would have used the bigger shocker with no remorse

  26. Mr.Death

    Mr.Death5 日 前

    Yo funny story about the ice cream machine conspiracy theory. It's actually not broken, it's just a bitch to clean and takes like 4 hours, so it's not worth it to actually sell ice cream and clean it at night. McDonald's threatens to replace it's employees with robots yet they can't even replace the ice cream machines with the better ones.

  27. Asian Trash

    Asian Trash6 日 前


  28. mastr5135

    mastr51356 日 前

    Gib me trash

  29. Raquel Sanchez

    Raquel Sanchez6 日 前

    Thats just a SAW trap

  30. Madi Reagan

    Madi Reagan6 日 前

    Dude that lady probably thought you were a serial killer

  31. Jacob Rivera

    Jacob Rivera6 日 前

    It’s not lazy employees when they say they gotta clean it cause overnight didn’t do it, they gotta clean it, when they say it’s broken, it’s not broken it’s temporarily down, I worked at McDonald’s for a year it sucked but it’s a process, so is cleaning or fixing that fucking machine

  32. Nanana FuckThat

    Nanana FuckThat6 日 前

    itll probably b running a few thousand volts, thats a fence unit haha, next time u need one just head to ur local agricultural store

  33. Troy Dale

    Troy Dale6 日 前


  34. Nun with Dual Berettas

    Nun with Dual Berettas7 日 前

    Micheal turned his invention against him.

  35. NightHawk

    NightHawk7 日 前

    This is wrong.

  36. Schuyler Warren

    Schuyler Warren7 日 前

    i once fell balls first on one of those hot wire terminals when i was about 7 years old... one of the most painful experiences of my life

  37. That Individual

    That Individual7 日 前

    Is no one going to talk about the soul that leaves William's mouth after he shocked himself?

  38. Puppy Puppington

    Puppy Puppington7 日 前

    “Inhumane for animals” lol well thats sentence doesn’t really make sense now does it? Like, do animals have humanity? When they shit everywhere and ravage other animals is that humanity?

  39. Dondon

    Dondon4 日 前

    The inhuman part refers to the humans not acting like a decent human-being. Also humans are the most ravagiest against other animals.

  40. Escher MODER

    Escher MODER7 日 前

    1:39 “like a troglodyte” lol

  41. kitsune in a box

    kitsune in a box7 日 前

    How to train your roommate